And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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