hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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