If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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