Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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