i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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