Sponge bath it is.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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