Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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