I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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