i can't believe i had my finger in that
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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