Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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