i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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