I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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