its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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