Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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