If i come over, it means nothing
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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