Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Mom said you looked used
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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