i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Randomize
