If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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