Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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