Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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