You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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