I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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