There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
