If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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