the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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