Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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