Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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