As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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