is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
40s are totally the cure
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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