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; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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