Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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