Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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