I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
we're making bets on your personal life
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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