I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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