My first STD was from a foam party
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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