He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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