Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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