i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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