I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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