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  Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.

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  Grandpa would have been proud

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.

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  well now I have to

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• (801): View more from Utah

  First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.

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• (818): View more from California

  Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.

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• (315): View more from New York

  My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive

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