I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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