Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I've blown a few things in my day
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.