i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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