i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
this just has baby written all over it
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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