Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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