How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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