I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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