Nicole vs. Life
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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