you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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