You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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