just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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