What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I AM VODKA MAN
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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