i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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