I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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