It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Go christen that room with your naked body.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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